words of warning if you go to my school and decide to park in the parking garage.
1) Dont drive an SUV...
2) If you happen to drive an SUV (we all make mistakes) please do not park next to my little car.
3) If you cannot obey rules 1 and 2 please make sure you stay in your own damn spot and dont pull in at a self-cenetered asshole of an angle making me have to do a Dukes of Hazard entry through the other window.
4) If these first three requests cannot be met do not be surprise when a skinny little boy "accidently" open his door too hard as he is trying to squeeze in. *OOPS* because you see, the only cosmetic thing that I care about on MY car is the few choice stickers on my back window.
5) die...
1) Dont drive an SUV...
2) If you happen to drive an SUV (we all make mistakes) please do not park next to my little car.
3) If you cannot obey rules 1 and 2 please make sure you stay in your own damn spot and dont pull in at a self-cenetered asshole of an angle making me have to do a Dukes of Hazard entry through the other window.
4) If these first three requests cannot be met do not be surprise when a skinny little boy "accidently" open his door too hard as he is trying to squeeze in. *OOPS* because you see, the only cosmetic thing that I care about on MY car is the few choice stickers on my back window.
5) die...
i can't wait until the new disposable SUV's come out on the market. one use only, then drive it into the nearest old folks home or animal sanctuary or environmentalist meeting.
you know whats even worse having to pay 20 bucks then have this happen all the freakin time ughhh