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Friday Aug 10, 2007

Aug 10, 2007
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I'm not sure what triggered this, maybe because I was nakie after hoping out of the shower. But I had the craziest dream a few nights ago. I can't fully remember or explain it though. Anyways, here goes:

I was in this empty room where me and some other person were. It was at this persons house, but in the main room there was just a fireplace and a couch. However, this fireplace was like mechanical and for some reason it had this mechanism that would umm... would do something... right. Anyways I decided I didn't want my balls anymore so it like took them away. And someone else found them and they were all WTF gross. And then I got really angry at somebody touching them and they singed them and got them dirty because the fire was on! I then got my balls back and then it hit me- how do I put them back on? However, for some reason I just connected a tube back up (there were electronic wires in it too!) and stuck it back on me. I was really worried I'd put them back on backwards though.
After the losing/reattaching balls fiasco it was getting later into the evening and I decided to leave and on my way out I decided to grab some wine coolers from the fridge. Somehow though I had to sneak them back to my car to drive away because my family were all coming over too. And I think I had like a black Ford Explorer that I was putting my wine coolers into.

Losing your balls and being terrified of how they go back on was pretty scary!

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