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Friday Dec 04, 2009

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Thank god....it's the weekend!! Now I shall try to relax and let my pulled muscle heal.....Let's see how well this trying thing goes...confused
jokster1979:
Pulled muscles are no joke ...
But,
This Is:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.


Hope You Feel Better !!

lovekisslove

wink ~ Richard

Dec 5, 2009

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