Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed...
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My cousin had a baby a couple days ago so this story is appropirate 
I'm terrible
Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here....
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I'm terrible
Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here....
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imyourgodnow:
are those baby skunks there playing with?
lmao at the hillbilly birth story
lmao at the hillbilly birth story
imyourgodnow:
thanks sweetie 
I know, I know been forever since i last updated and this one is weak.............at least i updated.
now here are some funny emails:
Female comebacks
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both....
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now here are some funny emails:
Female comebacks
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both....
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imyourgodnow:
lmao there ace
imyourgodnow:
thanks dear glad u like it
imyourgodnow:
aaaarrrggghhh that is a bit sick, could have tucked his tackle away first
+ 
= 
imyourgodnow:
you seem happy yeah?
imyourgodnow:
nice one thanks for that
Fine i get a place of my own
sadly saying I am being responible
need to get my bed in before this new week begins
as a temp i start on the AFB on monday. can't wait :robot
finally my weekend will be free.
imyourgodnow:
hope the new jobs not that bad,
weekends off thats a nice one enjoy em
weekends off thats a nice one enjoy em
imyourgodnow:
lol thanks this week is no stress week for me,not gonna let things get to me
another year.
who cares.
who cares.
imyourgodnow:
yeah who cares prob be the same as last year but stuff it who cares anyway 
i dont
i dont
oxy:
im still not sure if i do.
NOW THIS IS FUNNY:
No More Doughboy
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty...
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No More Doughboy
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty...
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too tired to update anything....wait got boxes to mail my presents. goodness i am lame.
oxy:
your not lame 
And santa is planning a visit
And santa is planning a visit
knifeboy:
i dunno, i really like talking about dreams with people that i know. including the more interesting ones. . . .
too bad i don't have more of those. i just get dreams that make no sense. last night i had a dream that my friend martin and i opened a pop corn cafe which a bunch of hardcore scenesters loved to frequent and for some reason we were running around cause we ran out of chilly. pop corn cafe + chilly? i dunno either.
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too bad i don't have more of those. i just get dreams that make no sense. last night i had a dream that my friend martin and i opened a pop corn cafe which a bunch of hardcore scenesters loved to frequent and for some reason we were running around cause we ran out of chilly. pop corn cafe + chilly? i dunno either.
will pass it on also