loner

My computer is being a 'Drama Queen' at the current moment.
but i will drop by once in a while, until i get the computer 'pimp-slapped'

c-ya around

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas.

It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.
Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called...
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Just got the internet working in new place
my head hurt will update more in the morning
Love creeping out one of my roomies but it is truly too easy (still fun though)
wishing to return to school ... get a degree and be done with it
cousin getting married in two weeks
still got stuff to move from the old place and then settle...
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Holiday Crazy Shit


My son and Santa Claus have been pen pals every Christmas since he

first learned to write. Traditionally, letters to Saint Nick are

stuffed in the stockings hanging over the wood stove we call our

"fireplace," and are answered via the same mysterious process that

allows the jolly old elf to descend down a six-inch stove pipe every

Christmas Eve.

Here is...
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed...
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My cousin had a baby a couple days ago so this story is appropirate

I'm terrible


Hillbilly Birth

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here....
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I know, I know been forever since i last updated and this one is weak.............at least i updated.


now here are some funny emails:


Female comebacks

Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both....
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+ =

Fine i get a place of my own
sadly saying I am being responible


need to get my bed in before this new week begins
as a temp i start on the AFB on monday. can't wait :robot

finally my weekend will be free.