Why is it every week I have to work, the week is long, yet the week I have off, it goes FAST????
Today I had LOTS of beads jsut waiting to be put around ladies necks: too bad none of them got a chance to be put to good use
(Why is it sooo easy to give dollars at Diamonds, yet soo difficult to get a woman to participate in the "get a bead necklace" routine??? 
Then, I thought I could save some for a woman the next time I see her ( I thought she'd get a kick out of it) -- however, I gather she might be a bit preoccupied. Oh well.
in the "HUH??" department:
In country concert, listening to whomever was on stage, and the woman next to me tells me she won her ticket to the show as well. Then, she asks if she can put her can of beer into my cooler to keep it cold. I agree, and she is there for a while. While listeing to the music, she keeps SWATTING my hat (which is on my head). When she gets ready to leave, I introduce myself by telling her my name (and thinking that she might tell me her name) - NOPE. I said my name 2 times to her, and not a f'n reply. I think"OK" and head on out of the area.
Later, when I return to the area, lo and behold, SHE is back again. What does she do all f'n night: SWAT my hat (and my head) at about once every 5 minutes. It isnt like I was falling asleep, and I had asked her to keep pounding on my head to keep me awake - yet she must have felt the need to pound on my sore head.
Strangely enough - Jake claimed (after I told him about it) that she was flirting with me.
Let me get this straight:
1) woman SWATS my head many times
2) woman will not reveal her name
3) woman returns and continues to SWAT my head.
4) woman leaves without even a word when music is over.
Am I supposed to assume that once I get a concussion, that is a sign we are on a date???
Or is a coma a sign we are going to first base?
I think I like the direct approach best. Hell: Last year, a woman I was working with was wearing a cap - and she stuck a note on top of it for me to read. It read:
"Ed Fuck Me!"
No word of lie folks: she did that at work. Needless to say, I REALLY LOVE the direct approach: it saves on the guesswork (besides, I do NOT have ESP (nor do I have BO) - and I much prefer having a woman be direct than playing "the guessing game")
(side note: we didn't get a chance to do anything though -- and she is scheduled to get hitched within the month )
So, here is the plan for tomorrow:
Return to Country Concert and see if I can find any ladies that will support the bead movement. (I even have frog beads as well as blue fish and blue balls)
On a side note, I found a few people that find creative ways to make sure they do not need to leave their spots when nature calls.
(the funny thing though: some people were WATCHING when nature called --- and they continued to watch all the way through! I dont know whether or not they thought the person was a fountain, or if they were taking bets on how many minutes it would take for the waterfall to end.)
well, I had better finish this entry. Tommorrow is a big (boobies) day
p.s. take a look at Modvayne's page: he posted a pic of what he was doing today.
Catch ya later
ed
Today I had LOTS of beads jsut waiting to be put around ladies necks: too bad none of them got a chance to be put to good use
(Why is it sooo easy to give dollars at Diamonds, yet soo difficult to get a woman to participate in the "get a bead necklace" routine???
Then, I thought I could save some for a woman the next time I see her ( I thought she'd get a kick out of it) -- however, I gather she might be a bit preoccupied. Oh well.
in the "HUH??" department:
In country concert, listening to whomever was on stage, and the woman next to me tells me she won her ticket to the show as well. Then, she asks if she can put her can of beer into my cooler to keep it cold. I agree, and she is there for a while. While listeing to the music, she keeps SWATTING my hat (which is on my head). When she gets ready to leave, I introduce myself by telling her my name (and thinking that she might tell me her name) - NOPE. I said my name 2 times to her, and not a f'n reply. I think"OK" and head on out of the area.
Later, when I return to the area, lo and behold, SHE is back again. What does she do all f'n night: SWAT my hat (and my head) at about once every 5 minutes. It isnt like I was falling asleep, and I had asked her to keep pounding on my head to keep me awake - yet she must have felt the need to pound on my sore head.
Strangely enough - Jake claimed (after I told him about it) that she was flirting with me.
Let me get this straight:
1) woman SWATS my head many times
2) woman will not reveal her name
3) woman returns and continues to SWAT my head.
4) woman leaves without even a word when music is over.
Am I supposed to assume that once I get a concussion, that is a sign we are on a date???
Or is a coma a sign we are going to first base?
I think I like the direct approach best. Hell: Last year, a woman I was working with was wearing a cap - and she stuck a note on top of it for me to read. It read:
"Ed Fuck Me!"
No word of lie folks: she did that at work. Needless to say, I REALLY LOVE the direct approach: it saves on the guesswork (besides, I do NOT have ESP (nor do I have BO) - and I much prefer having a woman be direct than playing "the guessing game")
(side note: we didn't get a chance to do anything though -- and she is scheduled to get hitched within the month
)
So, here is the plan for tomorrow:
Return to Country Concert and see if I can find any ladies that will support the bead movement. (I even have frog beads as well as blue fish and blue balls)
On a side note, I found a few people that find creative ways to make sure they do not need to leave their spots when nature calls.
(the funny thing though: some people were WATCHING when nature called --- and they continued to watch all the way through! I dont know whether or not they thought the person was a fountain, or if they were taking bets on how many minutes it would take for the waterfall to end.)
well, I had better finish this entry. Tommorrow is a big (boobies) day
p.s. take a look at Modvayne's page: he posted a pic of what he was doing today.
Catch ya later
ed
punknitemike:
maybe she was just playin hard to get? i like the direct approach as well!
lone_figure:
hard to get? any harder and she'd knock me out