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Things I did yesterday/this morning that were awesome when I may or may not have been intoxicated:

x. Got my other nipple pierced and also re-did my hood

x. Weighed my breasts by displacing water in a measuring cup, then wrote the weights on each breast in permanent marker. The left one is 472.5g and the right is 402g.
x. Had someone remove my bra with their teeth.
x. Played Rock Band way better when I was tanked than when I was sober
x. Joined the shirtless revolution!
x. Made bacon and eggs and sausages at one in the afternoon and ate them while cuddling and watching Transformers.
x. Played "How Much Gayer Can This Get?" (It's not as fun as it sounds, but it *is* extremely amusing)
x. Drew on people with permanent marker
x. Died at Halo like fifty seven million times but pistol whipped people with a lead pipe full of C4 so it made up for the deaths
x. Shook my booty
x. Had some excellent cleavage in my face

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