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Sunday Jan 16, 2011

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I had a game night last night with some old friends. We played Balderdash, which, if you've never played, you should know is the best word game ever. Here are some descriptions of movies I came up with. I hope you'll be amused. These are real movie titles; the plots, however, are my invention.

Reuben and Ed- Uptight Reuben begins his first semester at Harvard and learns to loosen up from his fun-loving roommate Ed. Ed hangs himself.

Every Day's a Holiday- A 13-year-old girl learns the true meaning of Christmas when her parents die in a plane crash on Christmas Eve and she has to reconstruct her mother's apple pie recipe from scratch.

El Frenetico and Go GIrl- Misguided superhero El Frenetico stops taking Ritalin, hoping his beautiful stripper girlfriend Go Girl will still love him with his ADHD in full effect. Go Girl fucks a narcoleptic behind his back.



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wsoxfan:
You have a vivid, and weird, imagination, lol.
Jan 16, 2011
ferretbite:
I know that word. From a movie. A guy who looked like a cricket used it then a bee with glasses described him as unpleasant.
Jan 17, 2011

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