It must be horribly depressing to get old and fat and ugly and realize you've done nothing of value with your life. I bet it would make you extremely jealous of those younger, hotter, and smarter than you...thank goodness I have no idea what that's like. I might almost find it really sad if I didn't think it was so hilariously pathetic!
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davel:
good news: you'll find out what it's like sooner than you ever thought possible! 
naiad_:
That's why all of those old bitches hate me and you!!!