lola

Speaking of work, I swung by your establishment a couple of days ago on my way to a book reading and dropped off a little somethin' for ya 'cause you weren't there and I needed to purchase hairspray. Did they give you the thing?

Hey you! Get better, mmmkay? I wonder why maladies afflict you consistently. Possibly because you are such a cute girl and it would make sense to try to live in your system. "Hmm, I'm a germ on a handrail on the bus, who should I infect? There's that fat, sweaty guy...there's that whiny little child...OH!!! There's this hot Suicidegirl named LOLA!!! That's where I wanna live!"

I'm glad you like Hello Pitbull, does it look like your dog? Heehee.

Get well soon, yo. I said something about smelling weird when you're sick? LOLOLOLOL I am a dork.