lokischild

Sorry you have such a crappy shift today.

But apparently you had a very hot time this weekend.

So on the whole I'd say, you win at life.

Now fuckin hell....I was sure that my three day absence would top you out, but no...you still haven't updated, thus making YOU, not me, the biggest slacker ever. Curse your tenacity!

More money doesn't hurt...as long as you can hang on to it. I haven't mastered the second part yet.

How's your day going?

hey so I didn't get to read my friends comics cause they had something come up, but movies were fun

My favorite smell is coffee brewing in the morning, I can't wait to put the cup to my lips and take that first sip.

Not so... I wrote a brilliant (not my word, theirs) 250 word short, all about the beloved breasts, in a writing workshop about two years ago. Really, what can't be done with boobs? (the word, that is )

Today, I am feeling pig-like. Does it show

Peter Tosh said it best...Legalize It, and I will advertize it.

The first word I thought of was a name. It made me smile. And yes, those "journal entries" may very well have been hallucinations, but shit, they were some damn good hallucinations! I want some more of those again!

Dependency. Co-dendency....fuck him (not coitus, but forgetting). He hurts you because he can, and that is a powerful and ruthless thing. It also makes the whole "I feel like shit too, but I would rather be mean and hurt her than to feel badly myself" thing easier to swallow.

Remember what I said about you? Go meet someone who appreciates you for who you are and be happy. Daydream about viciously murdering your ex, but only day dream. K?

PS
HAH! I fuckin' got you good! I waited until Monday, and I STILL haven't updated!!

Oh, and PS:
Lust is a biological thing. A sex drive will break the strongest of men. Just assume that a percentage of everything that a guy (in front of you, getting to know you) says is 35-70% "I wanna get in your pants" and go from there. Let him tell you about himself first (guys love to talk about themselves...shit, I do ) and then you'll know if he really digs you, or if he's talking shit to get your goodies. Yeah?

Great minds think alike...

Well, I'd like to think so

Surprise! I updated on a Friday. Hardy-fuckin-har. I just like to keep shit fresh, ah-ight?

So, what's on the agenda this weekend? Fiesta? Reading? Drinks, dancing and a little night life? (Weird Science line there, in case you missed it )

I am out.

I appreciate the offer. I'm going out to Vegas with my dad and brother and neither want to go see that show. Which is fine, I'll go by myself. I'm going to see it one way or another. And yes, I can also appreciate good boobs whenever and where ever.

that does sound interesting though

I saw Greenday with my wife, about two years ago. Great show, just in case you were wondering! Nice job...I love to buy stuff...all stuff. I think I'm ill that way

Episode 3 was one of those movies that was bad, but good in the fact that it finally ended the first three. I would have seen it even if it was the worst movie ever, but it wasn't that bad.

yeah I realized that my old friends didn't care about me when they never fucking called me for months at a time

Hope you enjoyed your day off. Sucks that you had other stuff to take care of.

*puff*

I'll check out the band. Thanks for the tip.

*passes the virtual joint*

Yep! Second Hand Lions was a pretty good flick, I agree.
Sleater Kinney is also cool, and right'cheah from my stomping grounds.

NO! No midget porn...no regular porn either...just a hard drive-wrecking, monster fucking virus, seemingly designed to get me in all types of hot water with more than one division/ownership arena of this little place I call employment. Oooops. Damn my loins and their lack of good judgement.

Good for you and your family. F-ing crook anyhow! Good for you calling in, too. The man... Have a great day.