lokideviluk

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Ok so i was there waiting on a phoencall like i always do sunday morning
you wait for a phonecall?
Yeh i wait for a phonecall, i dont know its something i do... anyway
So im waiting for this phonecall and low and behold the phone rings
Do you pickup
Of course i pickup, ive been waiting for the phonecall why shouldnt i pick up, hell its my phone call
how do you know
how do i know what
that its your phonecall
because its my phone.. anyway, i pickup up this phone and guess who it is
Who is it
Its shirley, shes bugging me about the child payments or some shit
Did you not pay them
Hell no, i dont owe here a dime, sheesh last thing that kid ever brought me was bad luck.
So what did she say
Heh, what didnt the old bitch say is a better question, she went on and on about money and how
her new boyfreind was beating her and such
Do you know her boyfreind
Yeh i seen him a couple of times, big guy not very smart though, one of those redneck types ya know
(nods)
So yeh's i says to her like why dont you walk ya stinking ass outta there just like ya did with me
So she says that i said that thats just the sorta thing i say if she said what shed already said in the first place
Excuse me
Nevermind
Ok, so then what happened
She tells me shes coming over, says we have to talk, that shes sorry that she left and she needs to work everything out
What time did she get here
She didn't
Why didn't she get here
Because she never left
Why didnt she leave
Because shes not real.

Like i said i write, its a habit much like hmmm eh ok.
Going to go add me favourate 3 SG's now