lokicaprion

Well, holy crap, I got people on my friends list all suddenly! Hello, people!

I am rather curious how to go about this journal thing. Not that I've never kept an online journal before... I'm just a bit new to this community, so don't know what could get me ostracized or not. I'm probably too worried about that sort of thing, anyway.

Part of me is tempted to rant and vent about all the things that bother me, but I'm too quiet and shy to actually shout about in the real world... but then I'd sound like some angry nerd (like Maddox or the Angry Video Game Nerd). Then again, sometimes those guys can be pretty funny... hmm...

Another part of me is tempted to just write random story clips and slap them up here... but really what good would that do? I'd just bore people, most likely!

Maybe I'll write about my day! Let's try that!

Well, I woke up at about 5:30 and went to work... and...

... yeah, I brewed a pot of coffee.... then I came home...

... I took a nap! I was pretty tired! This heat really makes me tired...

>_< Oh, fuck, this is boring, too! I'll just make something up!

So, on my way to work, I turned into an apricot named Widget. This put me in quite a predicament, since it's largely believed that apricots cannot drive, and I didn't want to have to live with that kind of stereotype. Luckily, my good friend Hannibal the Were-tapir was in the car with me, and used his mystical tapir sorcery to change me back into whatever the hell I normally am. Human, or something close to it.

That was my fake day! Yay!