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loki_dog

eagle river, alaska

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Friday Mar 31, 2006

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i'm begining to think, i should give up, and move out of alaska. for dating reasons.

ok, common alaskan myth #4: there are more men in alaska than women, and it's impossible to find a single woman who doesn't look like a shaved bear.

not true, there are lots of single women here, and many of them are beautiful, but they are all drunk, emotionally retarded, or refuse to take the mood stablelizings drugs the doctor has them on.

i've been here for 2 years, and i think i'm now qualified to write a book, with a title like,"romancing a train wreck", or "falling into frozen holes"

for the record, i'm not bitter, i'm just really board, and i wouldn't mind some really good sex, that didn't involve me getting fucked in the ear.
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You have to remember that most single Alaska guys are all drunk too or they do insane amounts of coke off of toilet seats. And they look normal! Or they really enjoy fucking lots of the drunk and retarted single girls so they're not looking for love right now. My advice to you would be run away from this state. I used to think I could be happy here but I'm fucking sick of the weirdos I'm constatnly defelcting and having to say goodbye to all my cool friends b/c most normal people up here are transient.

I AM bitter.
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