Saturday Dec 24, 2005

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it's a damn good thing i enjoy driving on slippery fucked up roads...

hey, wait.i don't like driving on slippery fucked up roads. i must love my parents.

is there an unwritten rule somewhere that says it has to rain, or snow or do something that makes the roads slippery, and fucked up the night before i have to drive 300 miles?

if so, that's bullshit

merry christmas.
evilflapjack:
I have a saying that may apply to your life as well: Shit happens. Especially to me.

wink
evilflapjack:
I think I'm ruling out corsets. Too "goth" for me, plus I think I'm too pudgy for them right now--too much to squeeze out the top. wink I like all the vintage-looking lingerie shit. You know, the kind that has 500 parts and takes an hour to put on. Disassembling would be fun.

Get anything good for Christmas?

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