logorrheac

I rescued one of my favorite customers today. Security thought she was shoplifting a scone because she'd thrown away her receipt. The one time the fucking security guard decides to try to do his job, it's on the nicest person you've ever met, who comes 45 minutes every day to meet her twin sister for coffee at the store. I had to go to the security office and tell them she had bought the scone from me.

Funny thing is, I'm not sure which twin it was.