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Sunday Jan 11, 2009

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I thought this one was good also...


...The most ridiculous experience one of my homeboys ever remembers was a time when he met a female for the first time at an bowling alley and ended up spending all evening with her. Once they reached a point of physical intimacy, he ran into a few verbal stumbling blocks. She wanted to have sex with him, she was feeling him completely, but she had a policy of never sleeping with a guy on the first date. My homeboy tried every method he had learned to seduce her, but she wouldnt budge. Hours passed by in a frustrating haze until finally he decided to try something different, something outside the norm.

He left her apartment at 11:55pm. He came back ten minutes later,at 12:05 am, for the second date. This worked. According to my homeboy, they spent the rest of the morning having passionate sex...


http://theblackcritic.com/?p=1235
cosette:
That's hilarious!!! What a clever guy.

And by the way thank you for the awesome comment you left on my new set! I really appreciate it!! kiss
Feb 3, 2009

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