logistikon

I need to drop my car off at the body shop before I leave for Chicago. I need to find someone to iguana-sit for me. My apartment is a total mess. My apartment is too messy for me to have an iguana sitter come over; thus, I have to both clean my apartment and find an iguana sitter...

Michelle was slightly tipsy at work this morning. She said that she had made a fool of herself drunk-dialing a gentleman from her work (a well-endowed member of the kitchen staff). I didn't think that she was in the wrong. She hadn't said anything that she didn't have a right to say; even if he has a knocked-up [prior] girlfriend.

She replied with something to the effect of '...given his culture - one can't reasonably expect him to remain monogamous.'

I thought that was quite immaterial; the issue at hand is his honesty.