localdirt

she said, i hate my life and i hate this town
i hate this street and i hate this house
it will be better off this way
so she rode and she rode and she rode all night
but nothing she found just looked quite right
and so came running home to me
yup....
so ... i return from San Diego a year older, a little wiser, and alot tanner. I learned alot from my trip, like just because she says shes 18, doesnt really mean she is, and i learned that love isnt always found in the bottom of a bottle of vodka. or is it? the game plan was to spend my birthday with my favorite activities, surfing and drinking. and that is just what i did. i surfed my little heart and have the jellyfish scars and tan to prove it. i grew out a beard, didnt fix my hair, and partied my ass off. all in all ... it was well worth it.

so ... two things to remember

1. Smile and the world smiles with you,
fart-and you stand alone.
2. If i wanted to listen to an a**hole, I'd fart.

out.