So I had the pleasure (readers note, the word pleasure is to be used in the most sarcastic of senses) of seeing Clerks 2 on the weekend. I really didn't want to go, but everyone I was with wanted to see it... There was a reason I didn't see good Burger in 1997 when it came out, it looked bad. But somehow Kevin Smith managed to dupe me into seeing his remake of it. Well played sir, well played!!!!
I'm not a very big Kevin Smith fan, I liked the first clerks, I thought Chasing Amy was pretty decent, I even thought that Dogma was tollerable, I thought it could have been better if it didn't have Jay and Silent bob in it as much as they were, but apparently Kevin Smith thought they were the most important part of the story.. WHAT EVER! but Mallrats was kinda lame, and jay and silent bob strike back was just a piece of self indulgent shit! And jersey girl..... Obviously I hated it... it was just plain bad. But with clerks 2 REALLY REALLY REALLY erked me. He took what was probably his best movie (in my opinion anyway) and bastardized it. He turned it into a stupid, gross out teen comedy. with an ending soo lame that even the weirdo kevin smith fans in the audience that dressed up were groaning.
For anyone that has actually seen the clerks cartoon (if you haven't don't do it!!) There is a scene were one of the characters (can't remember who and truth be told don't care who) sues a whack load of famous hollywood directors like spike lee, george lucas and speilberg for making bad movies, so he sues them to get his money back... WELL GUESS WHAT KEVIN SMITH!! You owe me eleven dollars... I'm not even counting the snacks that I bought at the theatre, I just want the price of admission back!
In conclusion go see Pirates 2, it was actually good.
I'm not a very big Kevin Smith fan, I liked the first clerks, I thought Chasing Amy was pretty decent, I even thought that Dogma was tollerable, I thought it could have been better if it didn't have Jay and Silent bob in it as much as they were, but apparently Kevin Smith thought they were the most important part of the story.. WHAT EVER! but Mallrats was kinda lame, and jay and silent bob strike back was just a piece of self indulgent shit! And jersey girl..... Obviously I hated it... it was just plain bad. But with clerks 2 REALLY REALLY REALLY erked me. He took what was probably his best movie (in my opinion anyway) and bastardized it. He turned it into a stupid, gross out teen comedy. with an ending soo lame that even the weirdo kevin smith fans in the audience that dressed up were groaning.
For anyone that has actually seen the clerks cartoon (if you haven't don't do it!!) There is a scene were one of the characters (can't remember who and truth be told don't care who) sues a whack load of famous hollywood directors like spike lee, george lucas and speilberg for making bad movies, so he sues them to get his money back... WELL GUESS WHAT KEVIN SMITH!! You owe me eleven dollars... I'm not even counting the snacks that I bought at the theatre, I just want the price of admission back!
In conclusion go see Pirates 2, it was actually good.
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what the fuck is that shit on your face. i hope it is a picture from halloween, when you dressed up like chimny sweeper or a pile of shit. but please tell me that you are not in black face like those racist fucks from back in the fuckin day. its not fuckin funny or cute, you little bitch