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and in the meantime steal more jokes from popbitch
and in the meantime steal more jokes from popbitch
Old Jokes Home:
I woke up this morning and there was a man
stealing my gate.
I didn't say anything in case he took a fence.
sockpuppet:
What's blue and white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
be_elzebe:
sleep is for the weak.
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sockpuppet:
I guess someone has to... 
be_elzebe:
yo, that girl looks way underage.
"rub one out" is my new favorite...phrase.
by the way, i hear you're "the icon master." that's not a bad title.
"rub one out" is my new favorite...phrase.
by the way, i hear you're "the icon master." that's not a bad title.
trixel:
hi you. 
i'm totally not into this kind of music, but this song is teh crack.