ll_bean_j's SuicideGirls Blog

11:30 pm last night...

KNOCKKNOCK

Me: (opening door) Yeah...

Random redneck woman: Hi, do you know of a Chinese woman?

Me: huh?

Random redneck man: A Chinese woman, she lives in this building, do you know her?

Me: Uh, no.

Random rednecks: Oh, sorry.

Me: (closes door speechless)

11:35 pm

KNOCKKNOCK!

Me: (opening door, saying nothing, staring incredulously)

Random redneck woman: Oh, we already tried...
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jupitersunrise:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i want that!
gotta love portland
i live next to the front door to the people above me, and they party ALL the time, so i always get random people ringing my doorbell, and when i open the door they're like... "oh, you're not jordan." and i'm like "next door over!"
so hilarious
that's too great

Jun 22, 2005

keith:

LL_Bean_J said:
This thread makes me want to start a Foreigner appreciation thread. And I don't even like Foreigner.

Well good job bumping it right back up to the top, then.

Jun 23, 2005

The first crash of thunder of my time in Portland has just occurred. As I walked back inside, I saw flashes of heat lightning, and it inspired me to put on the sublime sounds of The Church. Please don't let The Church end up on that piece of shit NBC show with the UK jackass going "THEY'RE BACKKKK!!" Please.

So I was buying groceries n'...
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frost:

i heard the bombay was good...i just realized the other day that i like gin...weird!

Jun 10, 2005

sweetbean:

I'm sure you're not giving yourself enough credit. Those longboards are really quite easy to ride. You'd do great.

It's been raining here a LOT. MAJOR flooding in some areas. I should post some photos. Funnel clouds too. And more rain to come. I'm sure some people are getting really worried.

I loved both the grocery employee and the couch stories. Made me chuckle, thanks for that!

Jun 11, 2005

Little date last night. The girl seems nice, smart, still deciding on the "interesting" factor though. Reminds me a bit of an old college ex-girlfriend, I'm not sure if in a good or bad way yet. We'll see. At least I got to try out a cozy little joint called Blue that just opened up, where there always seems to be someone strumming a guitar...
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jupitersunrise:

hey now
are you saying i'm creepy?

Jun 7, 2005

lukawarm:

whoa.... how many maine people are on here anyway???? hm.....

im in portland.
hit me up.

Jun 9, 2005

Fuck me, I'm back.

Couldn't even stay away for a month.

Fuckers!

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rxqueen:

*poke*

May 31, 2005

sarahg:

Well! Welcome back.

ll bean j. hahahahahahahaha. that makes me miss maine a little. i like maine a lot.

May 31, 2005

In the Old Port, a group of fire-and-brimstone yahoos set up shop at a park on a corner and preached some sort of ominous "you're going to hell" drivel. Everyone around was highly amused.

Thanks for stopping by.

frost:

May 28, 2005

Quiet evening. Drinks with a coworker, now back home making dinner, hopefully I don't fall asleep before it's done.

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jupitersunrise:

and i think you should change your "current crush" section to JUPITERSUNRISE, damnit!

hahaha j/p

Apr 29, 2005

jupitersunrise:

well, stop cheating on me with pssh because, well... i don't like it. pssh can bite my ass!

Apr 29, 2005

So on the Lifestyle page there's this thread where people are posting their First Journal Entry. So like any good lemming I reached back nearly two years to my first entry, copied, pasted...

... and subsequently sat here for TWO HOURS reading ALL of my old entries. Amazing the amount of people that have come and gone off my compact, well-kept friends list, and amazing...
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pointblank:

Mr Butch better still be around!

Apr 26, 2005

pointblank:

He IS the bum hall of fame. He crashed on my porch more times than i care to remember. I once saw him play a "show" at the Middle East which mostly consisted of him shouting into a microphone with underwear on his head. Brilliant.

Apr 26, 2005

It's miserable out, yet I somehow had the motivation to go out in the rain and take a walk to Starbucks. Seriously, I walk everywhere now that I live in the city. People are starting to think I don't even own a vehicle.

Don'tcha hate when you meet someone at a bar and hit it off great, then the next couple of times you hang...
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jupitersunrise:

i am tan! i went to the beach on i think wednesday and it was so awesome! i got a wee little burn and now if i press on my arm, it turns white! woohoo

Apr 24, 2005

sarahg:

citadel

i need a new radio job. i should get back in it. it's what i know.

Apr 25, 2005

So I'm battling a cold. And people get to hear my rasp in three markets

Actually I don't mind the effect colds have on my voice sometimes, especially in the morning when I'm really phlegmy. If I could find a karaoke machine and a Joe Cocker song I'd be all set

It hit 80 degrees in Portland today, a rarity for April. Til the rain...
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jule:

Um, I recieved a comment from this Jesus_Chrysler person...

I seem to remember the name, but I'm not too sure. Who are you again?

Apr 21, 2005

jule:

I remember her. Didn't she have some equally made up stripper name like Destiny or Venus or something?

Cheerios rock, so do Rice Krispies. I was never a big fan of sugary stuff. But Fruit Loops are alright once a year or pretty good dry in a snackie kind of way.

How is the new apartment working out for you? :

Apr 21, 2005

I'm so glad baseball is back. Even if the Sox are still "finding themselves."

My latest personal improvement endeavor: learning Swedish. Just picked up a CD/book at Borders. These are seriously the sorts of things you buy when you're really drunk, and you wake up the next morning wondering why the fuck you bought that shit.

After dropping off my check to the IRS (looks...
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