11:30 pm last night...
KNOCKKNOCK
Me: (opening door) Yeah...
Random redneck woman: Hi, do you know of a Chinese woman?
Me: huh?
Random redneck man: A Chinese woman, she lives in this building, do you know her?
Me: Uh, no.
Random rednecks: Oh, sorry.
Me: (closes door speechless)
11:35 pm
KNOCKKNOCK!
Me: (opening door, saying nothing, staring incredulously)
Random redneck woman: Oh, we already tried this one...
Me: (door closes)
KNOCKKNOCK
Me: (opening door) Yeah...
Random redneck woman: Hi, do you know of a Chinese woman?
Me: huh?
Random redneck man: A Chinese woman, she lives in this building, do you know her?
Me: Uh, no.
Random rednecks: Oh, sorry.
Me: (closes door speechless)
11:35 pm
KNOCKKNOCK!
Me: (opening door, saying nothing, staring incredulously)
Random redneck woman: Oh, we already tried this one...
Me: (door closes)
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gotta love portland
i live next to the front door to the people above me, and they party ALL the time, so i always get random people ringing my doorbell, and when i open the door they're like... "oh, you're not jordan." and i'm like "next door over!"
so hilarious
that's too great
LL_Bean_J said:
This thread makes me want to start a Foreigner appreciation thread. And I don't even like Foreigner.
Well good job bumping it right back up to the top, then.