So on the Lifestyle page there's this thread where people are posting their First Journal Entry. So like any good lemming I reached back nearly two years to my first entry, copied, pasted...
... and subsequently sat here for TWO HOURS reading ALL of my old entries. Amazing the amount of people that have come and gone off my compact, well-kept friends list, and amazing how much has changed in my life, at least professionally, since I first joined.
I also forgot how recently I changed my name to Jesus_Chrysler. For at least 50% of my tenure on SG, I was known as WithoutTheFezOn (anyone remember those days? Anyone give a fuck? Anyone?) I used to have random people comment in my journal that were Steely Dan fans. Nowadays it's the occasional "Dude! Supercar!" messages (Jesus_Chrysler existed in me brain long before I knew of any Jesus Chrysler Supercar.)
-You should have seen the moon over the Portland "Skyline" this evening. I learned quickly that my camera can't take nighttime photos worth an armadillo's nutsack.
-Who said Adelphia Cable was a shit company. They just sent me a check for $2.64!
-If I hear "I should have bought it, when I saw it, at Marden's" one more time, the slappitude will begin!
-Did I mention last weekend (as in, previous to this past weekend) I randomly met JupiterSunrise? Walking around the Western Promenade one Sunday morning, and there she was
First person I've ever met off SG EVAR! 
-Did I also mention that hours after meeting her I was home, curled up in the fetal positionm in bed, feeling really sick? Just the onset of a bad cold, but it's pretty much gone now.
-I can't decide if Ch. 13's weeknight weatherguy needs to lay off the drugs or if he needs more. The name escapes me.
-Now that I live in the city, I fill up my gastank once every two weeks. I think I'll use the money I'm saving to start a crack habit! Wheee!
Thanks for sitting through this shit. Please drive through...
... and subsequently sat here for TWO HOURS reading ALL of my old entries. Amazing the amount of people that have come and gone off my compact, well-kept friends list, and amazing how much has changed in my life, at least professionally, since I first joined.
I also forgot how recently I changed my name to Jesus_Chrysler. For at least 50% of my tenure on SG, I was known as WithoutTheFezOn (anyone remember those days? Anyone give a fuck? Anyone?) I used to have random people comment in my journal that were Steely Dan fans. Nowadays it's the occasional "Dude! Supercar!" messages (Jesus_Chrysler existed in me brain long before I knew of any Jesus Chrysler Supercar.)
-You should have seen the moon over the Portland "Skyline" this evening. I learned quickly that my camera can't take nighttime photos worth an armadillo's nutsack.
-Who said Adelphia Cable was a shit company. They just sent me a check for $2.64!
-If I hear "I should have bought it, when I saw it, at Marden's" one more time, the slappitude will begin!
-Did I mention last weekend (as in, previous to this past weekend) I randomly met JupiterSunrise? Walking around the Western Promenade one Sunday morning, and there she was
First person I've ever met off SG EVAR!
-Did I also mention that hours after meeting her I was home, curled up in the fetal positionm in bed, feeling really sick? Just the onset of a bad cold, but it's pretty much gone now.
-I can't decide if Ch. 13's weeknight weatherguy needs to lay off the drugs or if he needs more. The name escapes me.
-Now that I live in the city, I fill up my gastank once every two weeks. I think I'll use the money I'm saving to start a crack habit! Wheee!
Thanks for sitting through this shit. Please drive through...
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Mr Butch better still be around!
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He IS the bum hall of fame. He crashed on my porch more times than i care to remember. I once saw him play a "show" at the Middle East which mostly consisted of him shouting into a microphone with underwear on his head. Brilliant.