Today was bill day. Credit card, cable, cellphone, electric... I always seem to pay them all on the same day. I wonder if, somewhere out there in radio land, there's a jock who calls himself "Electric Bill." I wonder if he gets laid much.
One envelope I wasn't expecting was from U.S. Cellular... no, not my telephone bill, but a notice from the human resources department that some check is waiting for me. Apparently a few years back, they miscalculated some commissions and overtime and in the summer of 2002 I was briefly in their employ. They don't tell me how much. Could be a few hundred bucks, could be chump change. In any case, it's sort of like that forgotten 20 dollar bill you find in your pants randomly. I wouldn't mind an extra few C-notes in my shorts.
Has anyone ever read Mark Prindle's Record Reviews? This guy is smart, riotously funny and completely lacking in decency and taste all in the same paragraph. Genius, I tell you. Look up reviews on your favorite rockinroll artists and you'll be on this site for hours. Go ahead, do it. Whoever finds the album that (allegedly) features the sound of Glen Campbell's penis wins... hmm... Glen Campbell's penis. Enjoy
One envelope I wasn't expecting was from U.S. Cellular... no, not my telephone bill, but a notice from the human resources department that some check is waiting for me. Apparently a few years back, they miscalculated some commissions and overtime and in the summer of 2002 I was briefly in their employ. They don't tell me how much. Could be a few hundred bucks, could be chump change. In any case, it's sort of like that forgotten 20 dollar bill you find in your pants randomly. I wouldn't mind an extra few C-notes in my shorts.
Has anyone ever read Mark Prindle's Record Reviews? This guy is smart, riotously funny and completely lacking in decency and taste all in the same paragraph. Genius, I tell you. Look up reviews on your favorite rockinroll artists and you'll be on this site for hours. Go ahead, do it. Whoever finds the album that (allegedly) features the sound of Glen Campbell's penis wins... hmm... Glen Campbell's penis. Enjoy
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jule:
What's up, Stranger? Want to pay my bills too while you are at it?
anya317:
i just found a check a couple days back still in its envelope, it had expired one week prior to the date that i found it but i tried to deposit it anyways (i figured they would just have to re-issue it anyways)...so far there hasnt been any problems...fingers crossed.