im sitting on my back deck right now enjoying the sunrise. i love being up at five and knowing that im probably the only person alive at this hour. however, on occasion my miserable, sour and quite decrepit neighbor likes to do the same thing, but when he does it he sits in his lawn chair and hacks up a lung for a good portion of the morning. the man is a ruiner of worlds, and the bane of my existence. if i were to die and come back as any animal i would come back as a cat, just so i could shit in his backyard and get away with it. wreck that perfect grass of his. anyways i think it is the perfect time to make another blog entry.
yesterday was fun. a very large group of friends and i decided we would change it up a little. create a scene. attract a little attention. so we got in our bathing suits, drove into downtown calgary. marched down the street and began playing in the public fountain that was located in the middle of a traffic circle. it was quite amusing. cars honked and people hollered as they drove past. people gawked. people laughed. people averted their eyes. children were asking their parents if they could go in too...! it was the most fun i have had in a while. eventually, some of the people walking down the street began stripping down to their skibbies and joining in! it was epic!
then police showed up. we all scattered. i grabbed my best friends hand and pulled him towards a short cut to my car.
thank god im fast. lets just say booking it down a back alley to your car in a bathing suit is kind of scary. rocks under my bare feet. blurs of frenzied vivid color. air blowing my hair into and out of my face. and of course confused stares from nearby pedestrians. knowing im being followed, and that if i stop i will be caught. but it was quite exhilarating at the same time! i managed to lose them. we got to my car and the cops were no where to be found. we opened the doors and got in. closed the doors. sat, both, catching our breathe, until it became quiet, despite the muted sounds of the city outside the car, then, we burst out laughing.
yesterday was fun. a very large group of friends and i decided we would change it up a little. create a scene. attract a little attention. so we got in our bathing suits, drove into downtown calgary. marched down the street and began playing in the public fountain that was located in the middle of a traffic circle. it was quite amusing. cars honked and people hollered as they drove past. people gawked. people laughed. people averted their eyes. children were asking their parents if they could go in too...! it was the most fun i have had in a while. eventually, some of the people walking down the street began stripping down to their skibbies and joining in! it was epic!
then police showed up. we all scattered. i grabbed my best friends hand and pulled him towards a short cut to my car.
thank god im fast. lets just say booking it down a back alley to your car in a bathing suit is kind of scary. rocks under my bare feet. blurs of frenzied vivid color. air blowing my hair into and out of my face. and of course confused stares from nearby pedestrians. knowing im being followed, and that if i stop i will be caught. but it was quite exhilarating at the same time! i managed to lose them. we got to my car and the cops were no where to be found. we opened the doors and got in. closed the doors. sat, both, catching our breathe, until it became quiet, despite the muted sounds of the city outside the car, then, we burst out laughing.
crisco25:
Wow, Smart, peaceful, fun, beautiful and a girl wanted by the police. Your the whole package aren't you. Sounds like a wonderful experience. I especially love that other people joined in. Keep up those spirits.