I was celebrating my newfoundmembership by showing my friend the SG website and he was confused: "I thought all the girls were suppose to be naked. Why aren't they naked." silly boy. So yes I am procrastinating...I must write a paper...and I have an exam tomorrow...but I think I might know some of it so yay for me.
Here's a funny story:
I was asking my bf if he would want to wear a tux if he ever got married and he looked at me really weird and confused. Tux? he asked...Oh he said as a look of clarity crossed his face, I thought you were talking about Tux the penguin (the mascot for Linux) Then he went on to say: I should wear a penguin suit to some formal event and then be like 'hello, i can slide 50 mph on my belly. would you like a herring?' this is why i love him
...and because he tells me about iron penis contests: oh the scum of the internet he manages to find.
Here's a funny story:
I was asking my bf if he would want to wear a tux if he ever got married and he looked at me really weird and confused. Tux? he asked...Oh he said as a look of clarity crossed his face, I thought you were talking about Tux the penguin (the mascot for Linux) Then he went on to say: I should wear a penguin suit to some formal event and then be like 'hello, i can slide 50 mph on my belly. would you like a herring?' this is why i love him
...and because he tells me about iron penis contests: oh the scum of the internet he manages to find.