I wish we had someplace to dance here. I love to dance. I just wanna break out and go fucking nuts. I am envious of people that live in cool places with cool bars and clubs.
SERIOUS QUESTION: Can a 5'2" girl with a 42 inch hips be a stripper? I doubt it, but right now, that's my aspiration in life.
Yes my measurements are fucked up..and anyone who wants to razz me about it can go ahead, b/c if I ever meet you, I'll just shove my big-ol-ass in your face and fart the biggest I possibly can.
Honestly though, one year in college I was in this fashion class and we had to use this Cosmopolitan Virtual Makeover program to find the best clothes for our body (as if cosmo knows, wtvr), and I put in my measurments and it came up with an error and told me they were IMPOSSIBLE. WTF!!!!! Give a girl a fucking complex!
Loves to all. Hump day quizzes are obsolete. Instead, give me a good question to answer.........
SERIOUS QUESTION: Can a 5'2" girl with a 42 inch hips be a stripper? I doubt it, but right now, that's my aspiration in life.
Yes my measurements are fucked up..and anyone who wants to razz me about it can go ahead, b/c if I ever meet you, I'll just shove my big-ol-ass in your face and fart the biggest I possibly can.
Honestly though, one year in college I was in this fashion class and we had to use this Cosmopolitan Virtual Makeover program to find the best clothes for our body (as if cosmo knows, wtvr), and I put in my measurments and it came up with an error and told me they were IMPOSSIBLE. WTF!!!!! Give a girl a fucking complex!
Loves to all. Hump day quizzes are obsolete. Instead, give me a good question to answer.........
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My question is- read any other Kundera? Cuz I've read Unbearable Lightness and also his book about the writing business The Art of the Novel (his essays, and Burgess's, about getting poor translations of novels have been a real eye-opener about the whole translation process), and I've been wondering about reading another... like The Joke or The Book of Laughter and Forgetting.
The Question: Same as my email. Are you coming down or have you given up on the Picnic? 15th - 22nd as I recall.
[Edited on Sep 07, 2005 10:36PM]