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livingdeadkirst

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Monday Apr 25, 2005

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holy crap. i think i have just found a job that i can actually fucking do...and it is in brisbane...and even better located at southbank! *does a little dance* i haven't heard back from that other job yet so i'm pretty much guessing that i didn't get it. but this job is one i can't pass up. best thing is...is that griffith uni uses the same crappy system that CQU uses and i know how to do the processes they are looking for! that has to be a bonus...woohooo! ok calm now....

i heard this on the way home on the airplane in between the little boys who were flying alone that liked kicking my seat. was more funny when i heard it as i suck at trying to tell jokes...but here goes...

did you know that apparently you can make glue out of a horse. who was the twat that looked at the horse and went...hhmmm..damn that looks sticky and i think it would make some great glue! then some other guys asks...what about that horse over there...weaving all around. the other guy says..oh he'll make some great crazy glue!

sooo funny...was better when i heard it. think it was jerry sienfield saying it...wasn't sure cause the airplane station was a bit crackly. and not forgetting the jolting movement of my chair from it being kicked. mad

i have to say...that one of the cafe's at the airport fucking sucks. i think it was called aroma or something. getting served was quick...but then waiting for what you ordered took for freaking ever. when i finally got it...my warm muffin was cold...and my hot mellamochacino was cold. fucking sucked arse. cost me nearly 10 freaking dollars for a cold muffin and a cold hot drink. plus the chick serving was the snobbiest rudest fucking bitch you ever did see. shits me when people think they are better than others.

haven't been back a day and i hate being home already.... frown
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
aaronsrod:
um thats what I meant, I think, fuck it I am all confused now confused
Apr 25, 2005
jibaili:
thats a terrible joke tongue
Apr 25, 2005

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