littlejohn22

Tremors from the avalanche bring the ceiling down. You are now entombed in a 9 cubic foot space, the torches went out. To escape you need to roll 100 on 2D6.

Punga says Hello back @ginary

Is there like a GoFundMe page to get Punga fixed?

Never in my life have I felt sorry for a puppet. Give Punga a goddamned beer! If he can't handle it, just blame me.

Maybe the well was in an IKEA?

How about a song about Spice Girls?

I get an Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade feeling from this.  "He chose......poorly"

Wait.  So no Philosopher's stone, either?

This spider-beetle sounds like a mighty foe!

I think anyone should properly be scared of giant spiders.

No e.mail, no debate.

Just how long was he walking around with his fly open, though?

Your party didn't burn the rabbits and your corpses, you've turned into zombies: no initiative roll needed attacks within 60 feet, Hands/Paws 1D6 + 2 damage, Bite 1D6 +3 damage  with a -3 to Saving Roll to avoid becoming a zombie.

Poor bunny 🥺

But Punga doesn't actually do any math...

The pencil is mightier than a 20 sided die.

There is always one new book.

No books: Hit Points = 0 .

It's like a psychology study on lack of survival instincts. Lol.

Fails Saving Throw to exit. Becomes stew.