littledeath

OK, my first entry...well I'll start by saying hello, I hope You do the same...hmmm...well I have a kinda funny story...I get out of work last night, and head off to the bar. I see my friend and a very attractive girl standing outside. I assume they are chatting it up. On the way in I'm like "Hey what's up man!", He smiles when he realizes it's me, and says he'll meet me inside. I glance at the girl, who proceedes to stand directly in front of me, and stands there glaring at me, while blocking my entrance to bar. Now the girl is really cute, but I'm beginning to get the vibe that their not just"chatting it up". I go inside, order my pitcher fill my cup, and go back outside. My buddy is standing there still, but now his pants(yes, they were jeans btw) are gone...well more like shredded. She apparently attempted to pull off his back pocket as he turned around to go inside the bar, but in fact along with the pocket, the whole seam came undone, kinda like those sweats, with the snaps on them. They're exchanging some really choice words, I just stand there in amazement, thinking...."wow, his balls must be fuckin cold", as I live in binghamton NY, and it's cold here in July. Now, the chick is like begging for him to "Do Something!"and screaming "And What?!?", buy this time I realize that there is a third person in the picture, her boyfriend, who seemed to be hideing out quite far away, near a dumpster. My buddy is like "Fine! Bitch!...I can't kick your ass, so I gonna Kick your boyfriends ass!". He runs over.... the boyfriend, who starts screaming for his girlfriend to come home, get's prepared....My buddy runs over, and swings, slips on the ice, and falls flat on his face...The boyfrind finds this amuseing suddenly, and is no longer scared, rather he's like " ???HA... You fuckin missed me!". My buddy gets up, and slowly walks back to the bar, stopping only to pick up his pocket. He goes home, (yes, he was walking, and lived far away...). I sit at the bar the rest of the night, telling everyone this story, and at the end I'd pull out the pocket, and be like "And Here It IS!!!"