littledeadkid

all right i think that i finally found some thing to do in this poe dunk town that im in i found out theres a golf corse down the street bout a mile away and they have a ton of golf carts and i have a couple universal golf cart keys so im going to "borrow" one of there golf carts late at nite then go to the field next to the corse and they got cows there so im chase some cows with my new cart and i figure i kant knock a cow over by myself for cow tipping so if i get a golf cart and get to full speed and smash in to the side of the cow i probally can drop that tubby bitch to the ground it wont fase the cow and ill just have a pissed off cow on my hands but well see whut happens

and now for the word of the day
todays word is Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This should give you a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

this one allways amuses me