littlebabyjesus

don't be stupid- episode 2- something completely different

i keep going back and fourth on deciding whether i'd like to die young and tragically, like jesus... or get married.

i would like to have someone eternally long for me, and also be the bane of their existence, the love of their life, and the thorn in their side... perhaps that's an inappropriate desire.

what would happen if you threw yourself away? i mean put yourself in the trash, into the garbage truck, and off to the dump? would you be discovered? the first living person to put them self into the garbage? would you become famous? like paris hilton? ... i'd be on fox news, i can see it now... "yeah, i threw myself away, so what? i just wanted to see what would happen."... "nah, it didn't turn out to be as cool as i thought it would be, but i did find my old star wars lunchbox (and matching thermos) that my mom threw out all those years ago, so that was pretty ok." ... "all things considered, i probably won't do it again, i did break my nose and a couple of ribs when i was dumped into the truck." seriously, i do miss that lunchbox, it was a crushing moment when i realized mom didn't give a shit about star wars lunchboxes... or maybe it was indiana jones, but you get the point.

and now for something completely different...

untitled country song...

when we wake up in the morning
we'll forget where we have been
pounding headaches from the alcohol
that we have taken in
but tonight we'll set the world afire
our troubles we'll forget
and tonight we will sin
we will sin

let the wild turkey flow into our cups
and on the floor
there is plenty to go round
and you will never want for more
cause tonight is just another night
no different from before
leave your worries at the door
at the door