lithium_picnic

The Picnic went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a set to shoot
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And sean said she'd better be cute

When he came across this young thing
Sawing on a fork and playing it hot
And the Picnic jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, Girl let me tell you what


I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a picture taker too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you

Now you pose a pretty good pin-up, gal
But give the Picnic his due
I bet a camera of gold against your soul
says i can take the best pics of you

The girl said My name's Apnea
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been

Apnea rosin up your fork
And strike your posin' hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the Picnic deals the cards

And if you win
You get this shiny camera made of gold
But if you lose
The Picnic gets your soul

The Picnic opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he set the shutter slow

He dropped the Marilyn Manson in
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

*shutter sounds*

And when he finished Apnea said
"Well you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how its done"

Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The Picnic's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no

The Picnic bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden camera
On the ground at Apnea's feet

Apnea said "Picnic, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
But I told you once, you son of a bitch
I'm the best that's ever been"

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and there you have it - by request... the story of how we met.