litaslildemon

From the livejournal community - fuckyoulist

Fuck you girl from last night
If god didn't want my penis to go in your ass occasionally he wouldn't have put the 2 so damned close together.

That kinda describes Saturday night at SB's birthday party Lots of pervy sex talk (we were all drinking). Curses where Jay had to speak like a French Mr. T, Ali had to be an echoing pirate, and I had to yell about how hard I was going to kick someone's ass whenever they played a card on me (which happened to be Alan every time. I think he just wanted me to spank him). Disney Scene-It, with lots of screaming (including Jay yelling Dick a lot). Oh, and balls. Lots and lots of balls. (and yes, I'm sure I do mean the balls you are thinking of). Every time someone lost a game, they had to flash either boobs or balls. Ali and I didn't lose We also had lots of chimis, tamales, and more booze. Hot chocolate with mint bailey's is super good, in case you were wondering.

And I am officially TOTALLY jealous of Alison. She knows why.

Now I am sick, which sucks pretty bad. I left school early yesterday, stayed all day today, and decided just to take the rest of the week off. I go on vacation on Thursday night, and I want to be better before then. So, I'm staying home tomorrow and Thursday and just resting, eating soup, and doing a whole lot of nothing. Hooray nothing!! I'll probably spend the day texting Alan, cause he is sick too.