Hey look!! It's Boy Butter!! Agghhhhgghhhhhhh ::crash:: Yea, we spent the evening with Ryan 
Last night was awesome. We started out at Tatum's birthday party, where she made out like a fat rat at a county fair. Tons of clothes that will probably actually fit her, and a bunch of fun toys. Her favorite is a little plastic cup of silly putty like stuff that farts. She sat here for 30 minutes making fart noises and laughing hysterically.
After the 6 yr olds wore themselves out, Jay, Ali, Ron, SB, Ryan, Alan and I headed over to the Safehouse where we rehashed TONS of old stories, and laughed at practically all of them. As much as I am glad I'm not in Rocky now, it's fun to think about all the good times we had before. We were trying to figure out who had slept with the most people on cast, but I dont think we figured it out. Once we were all smoked out and couldn't breathe anymore, we hit the porn store to look for random interesting stuff. We got to slap Tera Patrick's cyber-skin ass, courtesy of one of the coolest employees I've ever met in that store. And then, after perusing all the porn titles, vibrators and erotica novels, Ryan found the "Boy Butter" We got a kick out of it, and Ryan leaned back to keep himself from falling over. Except what he leaned on wasn't a wall, it was a display covered in Christmas ornaments and liberator sex pillows. Of course, it went crashing to the ground, smashing all the ornaments and sending us all into hysterics. He was a good boy though, and cleaned it all up so the girls working the register didn't have to sweep up all the glass.
Finally, it was off to IHOP for pancakes, crepes, steaks and crispy caramel banana cheesecake for me. Alan paid for Jay and I, which was awesome but unexpected. It's nice to have him back in town, even if it's just for a couple weeks. We had more fun conversation, and I didn't end up getting home until close to 3 AM. It was the best time I've had in awhile.
OH! And Congrats to the SaddleTramps for beating the Texecutioners in overtime. It's awesome to know that Tucson finally beat Texas. I can't wait to see you whoop their asses at the Dust Devil as well.
Last night was awesome. We started out at Tatum's birthday party, where she made out like a fat rat at a county fair. Tons of clothes that will probably actually fit her, and a bunch of fun toys. Her favorite is a little plastic cup of silly putty like stuff that farts. She sat here for 30 minutes making fart noises and laughing hysterically.
After the 6 yr olds wore themselves out, Jay, Ali, Ron, SB, Ryan, Alan and I headed over to the Safehouse where we rehashed TONS of old stories, and laughed at practically all of them. As much as I am glad I'm not in Rocky now, it's fun to think about all the good times we had before. We were trying to figure out who had slept with the most people on cast, but I dont think we figured it out. Once we were all smoked out and couldn't breathe anymore, we hit the porn store to look for random interesting stuff. We got to slap Tera Patrick's cyber-skin ass, courtesy of one of the coolest employees I've ever met in that store. And then, after perusing all the porn titles, vibrators and erotica novels, Ryan found the "Boy Butter" We got a kick out of it, and Ryan leaned back to keep himself from falling over. Except what he leaned on wasn't a wall, it was a display covered in Christmas ornaments and liberator sex pillows. Of course, it went crashing to the ground, smashing all the ornaments and sending us all into hysterics. He was a good boy though, and cleaned it all up so the girls working the register didn't have to sweep up all the glass.
Finally, it was off to IHOP for pancakes, crepes, steaks and crispy caramel banana cheesecake for me. Alan paid for Jay and I, which was awesome but unexpected. It's nice to have him back in town, even if it's just for a couple weeks. We had more fun conversation, and I didn't end up getting home until close to 3 AM. It was the best time I've had in awhile.
OH! And Congrats to the SaddleTramps for beating the Texecutioners in overtime. It's awesome to know that Tucson finally beat Texas. I can't wait to see you whoop their asses at the Dust Devil as well.
aldremech:
Nothing better than late night hysterics at the porn store.