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litaslildemon

Tucson, AZ

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Sunday Aug 13, 2006

Aug 13, 2006
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It's always more fun to look for porn with friends smile

Case in point: A few friends and I drove up to watch a Phoenix derby game last night, and then decided to hit a porn store just to pass the time and wander around. We decided to have a contest on who could find the porn title that made us all laugh the hardest. It was an awesome game. We found "Honey, you blew up my pussy 8", "Cumstained Casting Couch 4", "Grand Theft Anal 3", and "The DaVinci Load".

However, my favorites had to be those that were in the cereal line. There were five or six of them, all decked out to look like cereal boxes. Some of the titles included "Frosted Facials", "Cocoa Muffs", and my favorite, "Cream of Meat". There was another one called "Bananas Nuts and Crotches".

It just wouldn't have been as fun to look at them alone!
aldremech:
That's funny as hell. I think I would have got kicked out for laughing like a 3 year old.
Aug 13, 2006
litaslildemon:
My friend and I were practically on the floor. Im seriously surprised we didn't get kicked out. We did get an employee to come over and talk to us about "Pirates" though (the porn with Jesse Jane and the huge budget)
Aug 13, 2006

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