I'm lazy. And really have nothing exciting to contribute.
I got a cute new corset.
Watched the Brothers Grimm last night. Was disappointed.
Everyone I lived with in London is moving back and I'm jealous.
I fell off the bed last night and onto a rugby ball. It kinda hurt.
"Then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam."
Seriously, I wish I was there and making out with you. Both our current desires would be met then. Damn distance!