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*FORT RUTH*

Yesterday my husband and I built the most epic fort! Yeah that's right, I said F-O-R-T! The kind made of blankets and pillows. It takes up practically our whole living room, connecting our two couches. We have a forest of trees to mark the entryway, which is hidden quite well. After crawling through a tunnel of plushy goodness, there lies in the center the magnificent Grand Room.
The Grand Room roof is an amazing 5 feet high, so all my short friends can stand if they like. There is plenty of room to comfortably sleep 6 people, we tested it out last night in our sleeping bags. If boredom should strike it's ugly face, we have plenty of entertainment to go around! A whole board game shelf, a tv+xbox+netflix, a sex toy nook for easy access, and a laptop station, perfect for blog writing (hence my current location). There is also a whole shelf dedicated to my paraphernalia stash, along with yummy green nuggies to go with!
Fort Ruth was christened on 1/15/12 at 6:20pm MST. The fair maiden's chastity belt was unlocked for her handsome knight to ravage her blossoming flower, and all the townspeople rejoiced! Fort Ruth is my favorite new hangout. I never want to take it down. I shall defend my new home against any impending doom such as Orcs with torches, or Gnomes with shovels.