Me: No Boys + No sex makes Lisa something something.
Marge Simpson: Go Crazy?
Me: Don't mind if I do! lasfjsdfhsdkjfhdskjfshdalsdkjasjalskdjaslkdj fldskjfdslkjfdslkfjsl adjlaskdjasldkja!
A lot of things on my mind tonight.
1) A couple of coworkers and I stumbled upon something we shouldn't have... like oh... I dunno... lets say... the trainer approval list to who would be the ones getting an interview to actually get accepted to be a trainer? and guess who is on that list? That's right! Yours truly! I mean...it was meant to be read...it was just lying there for everyone to see and people were looking at it anyways...so i might as well take a peek. My best friend and My ex got accepted too. So, We're pretty fucking stoked.
2) I hate it when people cut in front of me in line when they see me in line and decide to make the line go in another direction and make it seem that I am the one cutting in line and give me a fucking attitude. Asshole. I was mad and stormed off... So now I have to go to Borders tomorrow.
3) Tim and I are in this Depressed-Emotional state right now. He's off his meds and I'm on mine...so that is definitely not good...and the fact that I'm PMSing right about now is not FUCKING helping!!!!
4) I really want my tattoo and get drunk and high
5) Still no sex...so i'm still masturbating like a mad woman
6) also, Tri-Sprintec makes me wanna
and that's about it.
Marge Simpson: Go Crazy?
Me: Don't mind if I do! lasfjsdfhsdkjfhdskjfshdalsdkjasjalskdjaslkdj fldskjfdslkjfdslkfjsl adjlaskdjasldkja!
A lot of things on my mind tonight.
1) A couple of coworkers and I stumbled upon something we shouldn't have... like oh... I dunno... lets say... the trainer approval list to who would be the ones getting an interview to actually get accepted to be a trainer? and guess who is on that list? That's right! Yours truly! I mean...it was meant to be read...it was just lying there for everyone to see and people were looking at it anyways...so i might as well take a peek. My best friend and My ex got accepted too. So, We're pretty fucking stoked.
2) I hate it when people cut in front of me in line when they see me in line and decide to make the line go in another direction and make it seem that I am the one cutting in line and give me a fucking attitude. Asshole. I was mad and stormed off... So now I have to go to Borders tomorrow.
3) Tim and I are in this Depressed-Emotional state right now. He's off his meds and I'm on mine...so that is definitely not good...and the fact that I'm PMSing right about now is not FUCKING helping!!!!
4) I really want my tattoo and get drunk and high
5) Still no sex...so i'm still masturbating like a mad woman
6) also, Tri-Sprintec makes me wanna
and that's about it.
Homer: David Letterman.
Grandpa: Hi David, I'm Grandpa.
Homer: I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes.
huh.
Whatever you do, don't listen to any Elliott Smith or the Beatles' Let It Be album.