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come on people. sunday is my birthday. buy me some freaking presents. i honestly can't remember the last time i had a really good birthday. i think it was three years ago when my good friend kevy kev took me to see the faint and then all my friends met me at the matador and we got smashed. it was all downhill from there. it was the beginning of the worst year of my life. i haven't actually had birthday cake since... i can't even remember. my mom sent me a text message for my birthday last year and claimed to send me fifty bucks which was "accidentally lost in the mail." same goes for my christmas present which she supposedly sent two weeks ago. thanks mom. sorry to be a bummer. i just get totally depressed around birthday time.

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here's another photo of me being trying to look cute.



man, i have some seriously buggy eyes.

also... i'm a secretary. any documents you'd like me to file? just put them in my inbox.