linusvanpelt

2009 is fast approaching and I spoke with my friend last nite about writing a screenplay in the coming new year. That should be cool. I feel like I wasted much of 2008.

I shouldn't be on E-Harmony but I am...and it blowz. Sometimes you get a "match" an by the time you log on to check it, the thirty-four year old dumpy mess has sent you a "closed" message. Coz I am such a non-datable mess, apparently. Of course, when I close a match (usually because it is a fatty) I feel TOTALLY JUSTIFIED in doing so....
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Just saw Clint Eastwood's movie Changeling (no "The"). It was great, it meandered a tiny bit towards the end (the last twenty minutes could have been tightened down to maybe ten minutes) but that is nitpicking. Another great Eastwood flick (how many is that in a row? Jesus Beezus the man is on a roll). I am not always the biggest Jolie fan, but she...
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So I am going to see Cheech And Chong in January in NYC. I am not a pot smoker (never have been) but I have a feeling that sitting in the audience I am gonna get a contact high, since I would imagine there's gonna be lots of secret toking going on. I wonder if Radio City Music Hall will do anything to stem or...
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Just watched Wizard Of Gore on DVD. While it is always fun to see Crispin Hellion Glover in anything, and I dug the Suicide Girls, the movie was a mess. Some OK gore effects and that's about it. I am pretty sure the movie just plain didn't make sense. I think it was going for one of those "mindfuck" things where the main character is...
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I don't get teary eyed often, but I am just so amazingly happy and optimistic right now! I am actually so hyped right now that my eyes are teary (though the caffeine gum that I got in the mail today can be partly responsible). I truly believe that the election of Obama tonight will send a message to the whole world that we are aware...
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The day after tomorrow is Election Day (or Erection Day if you remember those "Truly Tasteless Jokes" books by Blanche Knott in the 1980s). Looks good for Obama, but I hope not so good that people figure they don't need to vote since he's gonna win anyway. That would suck. There was a small election years ago where the only vote cast was by one...
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Wow, I am thirty-six years young today. Three years older than Jesus The Christ made it to and nine years longer than Kurdt Cobain.

A special "fuck you" to the creepy fifty-six year old asshole who stood about three inches away from my seat at the Juliana Hatfield show so that he could creepily hit on these two women about my age sitting in the...
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NYC tomorrow to see Juliana Hatfield at some bookstore. I have a vague idea how to get to the place so hilarity will likely ensue, since I don't handle getting lost all that well.

I just ate an epic amount of sushi, more than I probably should have. Since I ate a small tomato and a smallish apple all day at work (whilst totally eschewing...
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I miss bread. I don't miss cheese or candy or fried foods, but I am missing bread. But I will stay the course.

I saw Oliver Stone's W today. Josh Brolin was amazing as Bush. The whole cast was great, the film moved along well and I would say it was overall good. It does have that Oliver Stone style of dialogue where the characters...
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