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Friday May 16, 2008

May 16, 2008
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HOW TO MAKE STUPID PEOPLE APPEAR EVEN STUPIDER
When somebody says (or "sez" if you wanna be all the time cool) something stupid, sure, you can argue with them, but really what does that do and were does that get you? Nowhere, and fast.
The next time someone tells you something dumb, like "The war in Iraq is making great strides" or "I really enjoy Two And A Half Men" do the following:
Nod your head like they just said something in Chinese that was both sincere and totally non-understandable.
The stupid person will likely then assume what they said was smart yet you were too dumb to "get it". They will then reiterate what they just said slower and kinder. They will feel sorry for you for not realizing their salient points.
Congrats! You just made a stupid person repeat their stupidity in a simplified format.
Bonus points and cigars all around if you get them to say the same thing a third time.

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