linusvanpelt

I all the time think it hysterical that Garfield (the cat) doesn't like Mondays. He's a CAT! That's nutty. Cats don't go to work. Isn't Monday pretty much like Friday and Sunday if you're a cat (?!?)

My favorite form of punctuation is definitely when you put the exclamation mark in parenthesis, such as the following:

Burt Reynolds has never won the Oscar (!)

It just gives the exclamation mark even more emphasis than it would otherwise have. Try it sometime when you're writing something and you need to give your sentence that little extra "somethin' somethin'".

It also works with question marks almost equally (if not more so) well. To boot:

Kevin Costner has won two Oscars (?)

It makes the sentence be all like "what the fuck is that crazy shit? That shit is CRAZY (!)"

I have a food processor. I won it for being at my job ten years (!) . I got it for the express reason of making my own hummus. It seems pretty easy. My only concern is Sesame Tahini doesn't strike me as something as easy to get at Shop Rite as, say, Crunch Berries Ceral. I think you can substitute Peanut Butter for Tahini (I think Alton Brown on the Food Network made it that way this one time) but am not sure.

So, I need a totally killer, rock steady, hummus recipe basically. I don't know if anybody is reading this that might have said recipe, but if so, please do let me know. I want my own hummus in the worst way, like a 'Nam Vet craving justice.