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Sunday Nov 11, 2007

Nov 11, 2007
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Oh the things one could do if only they have a fake mustache and affect a French accent...

I watched another bad B-movie today called Malibu High. It was about a bad High School girl (how bad? She smokes at the breakfast table) who becomes first a hooker then a hitman (hitwoman sounds wrong to me) all on her quest to graduate High School with Straight As. It was from 1979 and starred a bunch of people that never made another movie. I cannot decide what the filmmakers were going for (other than a topless scene every five or six minutes). It really lacked a point, as it wasn't a morality tale (too trashy) nor was it sleazy enough to be titalating for the "raincoat crowd" (too talky). When directors insist on re-making movies, they all the time pick established classics. Some director should remake Malibu High and really overdose on the sordid details.
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