Tell me about something great that's happened to you recently.
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menotyou:
I honestly can't think of anything.
menotyou:
Okay. I'm Jay. So let me think here. Great. Happened to me. I woke up. My head was wrapped in duct tape. I could breathe. Just barely. Luckily I was bald, and well shorn. Pulling the stick from my face hurt not at all. But I was left with a film, that pulled strata from the air to my skull. I was like the sun. And the satellites stuck to my fucking face. I was late for work. Beads of water from the shower were like a beard of sweat. Always clinging, never leaving. Where to go from here. I hate my life. I hate my roomate. I won't even mention my pubic area.