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Tuesday Sep 16, 2008

Sep 16, 2008
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I hate students.

It's freshers (first year university students) week here in rainy Aberdeen and the streets are paved with intoxicated teens. For some reason, the only thing freshers week does is cause debt, alcohol poisoning and, in some cases, pregnancy (it happened last year. seriously.) Hoards of giggling kids running from one pub to another, led by equally boistrous, obnoxious, neon T-shirt wearing guides. Not getting out of my way when I'm trying to get home from work at night and accusing me of being one of them.
The pubs and clubs are no better. The whole ordeal is sponsored by "Aberdeen's superclub", and there is a new way to poison your liver every night at the Union.

Example:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Saturday 13th
THE BIG WARM UP -Floor 1 & Floor 2 from 9pm
Pre-heat the oven to 190, douse with alcohol and leave until baked...this is the ONLY way to warm up for your Freshers Week!

Sunday 14th
FRESH MEET -Floor 1 & Floor 2 from 9pm
What do you get when you put 1000 Freshers in one room? Come along and find out! Freshers Week kicks off in style with the best commercial dance, r'n'b & indie vibes.

Monday 15th
WORLD MAP NIGHT -Floor 1 & Floor 2 from 9pm
The original and best! A different drink on promo every 15 minutes. 75p Vodka, Pound a pint and many more. When will your favourite come up?

Tuesday 16th
TOGA PARTY -Floor 1 & Floor 2 from 9pm
Get down to Primark, buy the cheapest bed sheets you can find and get your toga on! Chart & cheese all night long.

Wednesday 17th
VICTORY! -Floor 1 from 9pm
Can you down 8 pints of milk? Or sink a VK in record time? We've got challenges, games and prizes all night long.

Thursday 18th
FRESHERS FAYRE -RGUport 12-5pm
Come down and grab as many freebies as you can! Bars, businesses, societies & sports clubs will all be there fighting for your attention.

TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY -Floor 1 & Floor 2 from 9pm
Choose your colour and see if you can pull!
Red = Don't even bother!
Amber = Buy me a drink and I might be tempted
Green = Young, single & ready to mingle!

Friday 19th
FLUORESCENT ADOLESCENT -Floor 1 from 9pm
Get your glow sticks out and come party in an Ultraviolet stylee! Prizes for the best dressed ravers and special drinks promos all night long.

Saturday 20th
RADIO 1's VIC GALLOWAY LIVE! -Floor 1 from 9pm
Radio 1's resident indie guru, Vic Galloway, blesses the Union with his presence. Only the best choons all night long! Commercial dance & r'n'b on Floor 2 from 9pm.

Sunday 21st
SUPER CIDER SUNDAY -Floor 1 & Floor 2 all day
Drink your way through your 5-a-day with our extra special cider promotions and
watch the battle of the giants as Chelsea meet Man Utd on our big screen & 7 plasmas (Kick Off 2pm).

THE SUNDAY CLIMAX -Floor 1 & Floor 2 from 9pm
Finish off your Freshers Week with a BANG! Only the best chart, cheese, indie & r'n'b all night long.



Aaanyway... Why can't universities do something more productive with freshers week? Sure, drinking must be a new and exciting thing for the tiddlers, good way to socialise blah blah blah... But why not just tone it down a little?

I'm back at uni next week. If this fresh batch of first years are as anti-social and glare-y as last year's, then god help us.

schuldig:
Eh they think that it's the whole "university experience": which is to get drunk beyond compare and end up in the hospital. Very social isn't it? eeek eeek
Sep 16, 2008
stenno:
I do miss being able to go out on just a tenner though! tongue
Sep 17, 2008

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