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Lindenhurst, NY

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Tuesday Mar 04, 2003

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for long weekend to thaw
out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had
difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.

It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his
wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband
checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his
wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one
letter in her address and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory"
following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages
from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and
fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother
on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

From: Your Departed Husband

Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you then! Hope
your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here! eeek shocked tongue

If you have any funny jokes post them..

Oh and I changed my name to LiLxSiN instead of my old name xLiLxSiNx haha

miao!!
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the_o_man:
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[Edited on Jul 02, 2003]
Mar 11, 2003
captain_deez:
No way I'll never leave!
Mar 14, 2003

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