Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

lilxsin

Lindenhurst, NY

Member Since 2002

Followers 25 Following 13

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Feb 02, 2003

Feb 1, 2003
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Check this site out http://www.masturbationhorror.com/

Here is a vacuum story I got off of there!

You Look Pretty When I'm Drunk

Drunk off his ass, one unfortunate Hoosier found his vacuum cleaner a bit too appealing. He inserted his manhood into the hose and turned on the machine, which sucked him far enough inside to get intimate attention from the machine's belt, rug-beater, and brushes. After the loss of a huge amount of blood and about two hundred stitches full function was restored, though, as the surgeon put it, "the structure was not a thing of beauty."

Stay away from those Vacums!! They are EVIL.....

I love this site http://www.weirdlinks.com/

\m/\m/
miao!!
captain_deez:
ouch...
Feb 1, 2003

More Blogs

  • 02.18.03
    6

    Tuesday Feb 18, 2003

    "How did the cat get so fat?" Speaking of cats... Check out this c…
  • 02.17.03
    3

    Monday Feb 17, 2003

    I am soo the house behind me. they have a dog And the owners of the …
  • 02.13.03
    6

    Friday Feb 14, 2003

    I woke up in a cooking mood, So today I will make Hawaiian tofu (Than…
  • 02.13.03
    1

    Thursday Feb 13, 2003

    I've been so busy and distant, So I am back. I just needed time to my…
  • 02.09.03
    4

    Sunday Feb 09, 2003

    Adult swim rocks!!! I'll write more later....
  • 02.08.03
    1

    Sunday Feb 09, 2003

    Yesterday, I bought SG gear... Along with other stuff. I swear I h…
  • 02.07.03
    2

    Friday Feb 07, 2003

    Yay! Today is Friday!! I am going to LI to hangout with my ex B…
  • 02.05.03
    3

    Thursday Feb 06, 2003

    Street Smarts is on, I love that show. I'm getting ready for bed…
  • 02.04.03
    4

    Tuesday Feb 04, 2003

    I'm going to go out and spread my wings and fly away! No really it…
  • 02.03.03
    2

    Tuesday Feb 04, 2003

    It's time to turn over a new leaf, And get rid of unwanted stuff/thin…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
15
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,123,859 followers
  • 14,905,510 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,354,602 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo