lilmissmorbid

So Pervert and I headed down to Richmond last night to play with Mattthegoon and Daliyah. Man oh man they are funny as shit. We went to this awesome resturant that had yummy vegan/vegetarian food. Daliyah brought Pervert 2 cock rings and talked of the many splendors of its uses. Pervert is still holding out saying they wont fit Cause yeah hes THAT big. Then discussion got to killing Daliyah and me and hiding our bodies in random corn fields but keeping our heads in a hat box. And feeding all the tattooed skin to the dog so they couldnt ID us. I am still under the impression they put WAY too much thought into this murder. Needless to say I slept with a knife last night. Daliyah also made me these awesome stickers to stick on my mrsboogeyman jeep so yeah Im pimpin them beotches out today. Hopefully things will work out and they can come up here for Labor day and crash with us for a few days. But we shall see how things play out.
Anywho. Off to dance my fat ass off tonight. For those of you who have asked the club I dance at is called Southern X Posure its in WV. If you want to come see me shake my ass lemme know and I will add you to my guest list so you avoid the covercharge minimum drink hassle.
Anywho Hope everyone has a titalating Tuesday!

Matthegoon, me, Daliyah